“We see the emerging opportunity to snackify beverages and drinkify snacks as the next frontier in food and beverage convenience,” Ms. Nooyi said.

via PepsiCos Tropolis Fruit Puree an Attempt to Snackify Drinks – WSJ.com.

Saving The Onion some time, PR speak self-satirizes. (auto-satirizes?)

~2% of Kraft guacamole is avocado!

Like much of the prepared guacamole sold in supermarkets, Kraft guacamole is essentially a whipped paste made from partially hydrogenated soybean and coconut oils, corn syrup, whey, and food starch. Yellow and blue dyes give it the guacamole green color.

via Nation & World | Woman sues over lack of avocado in dip | Seattle Times Newspaper.

Have you read Ruth Reichl’s twitter?

It’s foodie haiku porn.  I want that food. I want that life.

Anthony Bourdain has dedicated a segment of his Sirius radio show to reading Reichl’s musings aloud , which is wonderful and hilarious, and perhaps inspired the brilliant satirical ruthbourdain twitter:

This clip from when Reichl calls into Bourdain’s show makes me wish I had satellite radio a little bit: